{"product_id":"secretary-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-1","title":"Secretary Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift","description":"A bright, witty ornament that captures the office vibe and adds a splash of humor to any holiday décor. The printed quote, \"I'm a secretary. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity,\" sits proudly on a white, 2.75-inch circle, crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish that keeps colors vivid year after year.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for the office hero who balances spreadsheets and sarcasm, this keepsake is lovely for a Christmas tree, a desk, or a gift basket. It celebrates the everyday champion of deadlines, making a thoughtful surprise for a colleague, friend, or family member who loves a good laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament is lightweight, resistant to breakage, and comes with a festive gold cord for easy hanging. Its edge-to-edge sublimation printing ensures the quote stands out against the clean white background, while the sturdy MDF core guarantees it will stay bright and intact through many holiday seasons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this playful, high-gloss Christmas ornament to the secretary who keeps the office running smoothly and the jokes flowing. It's a memorable, conversation-starting piece that will bring a smile to anyone's face. Make it yours.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among office mates, this ornament celebrates the witty spirit of a dedicated secretary while adding a touch of humor to any desk or holiday display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Christmas celebrations, it fits perfectly on a tree or in a festive gift basket, ensuring a memorable surprise for the recipient. The high-gloss finish keeps the colors vivid, so the quote stays sharp through every holiday gathering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the 2.75″ tall circle is lightweight yet sturdy, making it safe for homes with pets or children. Its edge-to-edge sublimation guarantees a bright, long-lasting design that won't fade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite quote, \"I'm a secretary. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity. \" adds a playful edge that will spark laughs and conversation among coworkers and friends alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and add a dash of office wit to your holiday décor. This keepsake will become a cherished conversation starter, reminding everyone of the clever balance between professionalism and playful sarcasm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68411971469535,"sku":"PTM-331-15-399943","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/9729\/9679\/files\/circle_ornament_399943_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1794272227","url":"https:\/\/wondersociety.store\/products\/secretary-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-1","provider":"Wonder Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}