{"product_id":"funny-auctioneer-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-saying-keepsake","title":"Funny Auctioneer Christmas Ornament Gift – Don't Trust Saying Keepsake","description":"For those who appreciate a clever quip and a strong cup of coffee, this ornament celebrates the unique spirit of auctioneers. From the thrill of the bidding to the art of the deal, their profession is filled with character, and this ornament perfectly captures that essence with a playful and memorable saying. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis heart-shaped Christmas ornament is ideal for auctioneers, colleagues, friends, or anyone who appreciates a bit of dry humor. Great for Christmas tree decorations, holiday parties, or as a festive gift from a friend or a coworker. It's sure to bring a smile to their face and spark a conversation. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print, this lightweight ornament features a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting brilliance. It comes complete with a festive gold cord for easy and secure hanging, making it a stress-free addition to any holiday display. The durable construction ensures it can withstand the bustle of a busy household. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShow the auctioneer in your life how much you appreciate their wit and dedication with this unique and humorous keepsake. It's a memorable Christmas gift that blends the joy of the season with a touch of playful sarcasm – get one today and create a lasting holiday memory.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by auctioneers who appreciate a good laugh, this Christmas ornament makes a unique and memorable gift for a coworker or friend who enjoys a bit of sarcasm during the holiday season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for festive Christmas tree displays, this lightweight heart ornament hangs easily with the included gold cord, bringing a touch of humor and personality to any holiday décor, and showcases the quote.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis heart-shaped Christmas ornament is approximately 2.75 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, constructed from strong MDF and finished with a vibrant sublimation print.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful and amusing keepsake for the auctioneer in your life, this ornament conveys a playful message while celebrating their unique profession, featuring the bold statement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd a touch of humor to your Christmas tree and give a gift they'll cherish; get one today and spread some laughter this holiday season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68387137945823,"sku":"PTM-331-17-311695","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/9729\/9679\/files\/heart_ornament_311695_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1793935142","url":"https:\/\/wondersociety.store\/products\/funny-auctioneer-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-saying-keepsake","provider":"Wonder Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}